Ah, a person like me, sleeping through class...
Thanks to that, it's already late.
I have to head home.
People who are well taught like me are often kidnapped.
In this world,
There are many demons in disguise.
Sometimes they show their fangs and claws, and attack us.
However,
He will be the emissary of justice...
...Who came from the very depths of hell...
In order to protect us.
Nube
Hell Teacher
NUBE
Kono yo wa wakaranai koto ga takusan aru
There are so many things we don't know in this world
No matter what kind wind blows,
donnakaze ga fuitemo
Let's become undefeatable.
makenai hito ni narou
But there are still
Sore demo yowai yatu
weak ones that exist.
kanarazu iru monda
I shall protect them.
mamotte age mashou
That's the strength.
sore ga tuyosa nanda
From today,
Kyou kara ichiban
I'm the strongest one,
takumashii no da
Sorry for making you wait,
omatase shimashita
here's the strong one
sugoi yatsu
from today,
kyou kara ichiban
I'm the coolest person
takumasii no da
Rippin' roarin' almighty NUMBER ONE
Bari Bari Saikyou NUMBER ONE
Yes, indeed.
Naruhodo
From today, I'm number one. Number one!
Honto kyou kara ichiban ichiban da ichiban
UFO Invasion!
Aliens sighted in Warabemori
You're kidding!
Did you actually see them?
Unbelieveble!
Off course!
After they shone their orange colour light at me, they flew away to the heavens above.
Wow!
Hey, Shuichi-kun, tell us more!
Yeah, me too!
Hey, what's up with Shuichi? He's so popular today.
He says he saw a UFO last night.
UFO?
You've got to be kidding.
He actually believes that kind of crap?
There's no such thing as aliens.
There are ghosts and ghouls though...
I want your soul.
But you know that hardheaded, uptight kid, Shuichi, saying such things from his imagination is unusual.
Then again, you're right.
Maybe he dozed off and saw a shooting star!
What did you say?
My fellow classmate,
Aliens have already arrived on earth.
Check this out.
Here is one piece of evidence, the mysterious circles.
They are everywhere around the world, the spot they leave behind after they'd landed.
I know this! It was the after affect of when a tornado hits the plains.
Oh, really?
That's just a hoax to make it more believable!
But then again, in Japan, there are many sights of aliens flying around in their UFO's.
These are pictures taken by frapping.
What the hell is a frap?
How should I know?
Heh, you guys don't know anything. That's troublesome to me.
Frap is a technique where you focus on a single object and take a picture.
It works great when there are a lot of UFO's flying around
That looks so fake.
What?!
I bet they mistook it for a meteor.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Then how about this!
A picture of the alien from the planet Unmo that I took in Kyushuu.
Unmoians?
Isn't if marvelous?
Maybe it's an advertisement balloon for a ramen shop?
Maybe it's a signed ball from an On-senshuu!
(Senshuu is someone that plays sports, in this case, a baseball player)
Pay attention, right now!
If aliens come, the Earth will be connected to many places in space.
With their advanced technology, we can solve many questions and problems.
If they had that kind of technology, they would attack Earth...
...and we would be eliminated!
Yeah!
People like you always think that good information is a bad thing.
So sad...
Eh?
Even if the aliens are on our side, they will be put into zoos and...
...like that frilled-neck lizard...
...they will live lonely for the rest of their lives.
Knock it off! Aliens aren't pets!
We humans are going to make a never-ending bond!
A symbol of friendship?
One day, we humans will be friends with aliens.
If you're going to take it that far, show us a picture of the aliens you saw.
Eh? Well, it happened suddenly and I didn't have my camera ready and...
Is that so? Then it's fake.
Let's go, guys.
Wait fellow classmates!
Talk With Space Aliens
8:00
Tonight
Shino Family Residence
Tonight, we're going to have a channelling contest at my place so we can talk to the aliens once again.
Do it by yourself.
Not gonna stay for that.
Too bad,
my place is a high class restaurant and we're going to have some dinner for tonight but...
Dinner?!
Yeah,
even if we don't understand their language, maybe they can understand our hospitality with food.
But if the aliens don't come, we'll eat the food ourselves.
All right! You're on!
Three cheers for the aliens!
Full course dinner! Full course dinner!
Hooray!
Tonight is a high class dinner!
Hooray for the aliens! Hooray for the aliens!
Huh! Easy.
Staff Room
Help me search for aliens?
You might not be useful, but...
...from what I heard,
you can sense spiritual energies so you might have stronger telepathic powers.
Hey, hey.
If we succeed, you're going to go down in history.
For all of the scientists around the world, this will be useless to them.
He's kind of a jerk, I see.
Continue living life like this, or become a teacher who will be known everywhere!
It's your choice.
I don't believe in UFO's.
There's a ghost of a woman with a 6-foot neck behind you!
A woman with a 6-foot neck! So scary!
I'll handle this! Get ready for my demon hand!
you little...
You believe in a ghost woman with a 6-foot neck but not aliens? Why?
Because there are many women with 6-foot necks, which are beautiful.
It's time for class, Nueno-sensei. I will be going now.
Ritsuko-sensei! Please wait! That was just a fib! You're the ultimate beauty!
Fine. I won't ask for your help. Oh?
This will be the day when we will change the world!
I can't hold my excitement in.
I've also made the perfect dinner.
This is delicious! It's so good!
If only we had beer.
What did you even come for!?
We came for dinner.
Well, we're here to check for food poisoning.
I bet they won't come tonight.
Impossible.
As long as we have this.
That's Nube's...
...Spirit Orb.
It can sense anything that has a spirit.
If we use this, the UFO's will come to us!
He let you borrow this?
Don't tell me you took it without saying anything.
If you want to eat this gorgeous dinner, you might as well listen to me.
We're going to form a circle to make a strong telepathic wave for the aliens.
So, have you made your choice?
All right, already.
Everybody, let's use telepathy.
Mr. UFO, Mr. UFO, please come down here.
Mr. UFO, Mr. UFO.
Please come over here.
Mr. UFO, Mr. UFO, please come down here and have some fabulous dinner with us.
The aliens, they will come...
...and we will become friends.
Oh, Ritsuko-sensei. You're still here?
Yes. I was marking the math test and I lost track of time.
You should watch out.
Ghosts appear late at night at school.
I've just released a spirit from its misery, but...
...if you're with me, you'll be fine. I can release ten or twenty spirits in a...
It's gone! My spirit orb is gone!
Spirit? I'm going home right now. Goodbye.
I know i had put it in this bag...
Maybe Shuichi...
Using my spirit orb without my permission can lead to terrible things.
Mr. UFO, Mr. UFO, please come down here.
How long are we going to do this shit?
We didn't eat dinner and we came here!
We've been doing this for over an hour!
We haven't seen any aliens. Not a thing.
I can't take this any more!
I have had enough!
Yeah! Food! Food!
Everyone!
Ah... it's all cold!
Eat! Eat! Eat!
Huh. It's no use...
Everyone! Look at that!
It can't be!
Isn't it a shooting star?
It's too big to be a shooting star!
It's the same UFO as last night.
Yes... Yes! Yes! Our telepathy got through to them!
They came...
...they actually came.
Hell Teacher
NUBE
They came.
They have answer our calling.
Hey! Come here you guys!
Hey! They're actually coming over here!
They're heading towards our school!
Let's follow them.
C'mon! Hurry up!
Wait!
You guys bring the food!
I want them to eat dinner with us.
That's...
Let's go.
They're at the back of the school.
Finally, we are going to meet the aliens.
Let's go, let's go,
We're almost there!
Let's go, let's go,
Amazing! They're making a crop circle!
Whoa!
Pretty!
Stray dogs!
They're surprised and they're coming over.
Aliens.
Wow!
Those types of aliens are called Greys.
Greys.
Yeah. They are the aliens who know a lot about human cultures.
Aliens are...
...right in front of our eyes.
Approaching...
They're real!
What the?!
I bet it's taking energy samples for some experiment.
Experiment...
...with an animal's energy?
It doesn't look like that!
I doesn't look like they're doing experiments.
That's weird.
Creepy.
It's a beast!
Calm down! That animal is probably still conscious.
No...
No-!
Miki!
We-We're humans. Let's become friends.
Run!
Let go of Shuichi!
Stop!
Hiroshi!
Uhm, we're humans.
W-We would like to be your friends...
Ah! No way!
No! Help!
Shuichi!
Nube!
Sensei!
Don't you dare...
...lay a hand on my students!
Se-Sensei.
Shuichi, you dimwit...
...taking the spirit orb without my permissions.
Plus, summoning these kinds of things.
You killed it with your demon hand!
I don't get it.
So those aliens are...
I'm sorry, Sensei.
The UFO is...
Watch out!
It's about to hit us!
The universe and the Earth, give me the power to defeat evil.
Go back to where you came from!
That...
...wasn't an alien.
It was a critter.
Critter?
What's that?
It's an airborne life form.
They occur as ethereal creatures that live in the atmosphere.
What's an "ethereal creature"?
It's a creature formed by spirits.
Formed by spirits?
So that means...
It's a ghost.
A ghost?
What do you mean?
Critters are created and formed in space,
they fuse with other critters,
All the UFO sightings are spirits of the critters so I thought it might be the critters.
So that means...
...it was a ghost shaped like a UFO?
Oh really? That's what I thought it was, too!
What do you mean, a time to join with the aliens? That makes me laugh.
Hey.
There are no such things...
...as aliens!
Stupid aliens!
Maybe...
...there's no point...
...for you to cry over something like that.
This time it was a false alarm, but...
...we can't say that aliens don't exist.
Sensei.
See?
In space, there are so many planets.
You're right...
In that vast space, there is a planet that will make your dreams come true.
Space is huge...
I'll bet there are a lot of living creatures out there.
Nube, you do say trivial things sometimes.
Hey! Stop being so stubborn! Say something! You little!
Everyone should have dreams, you and I
Yume nara aru hazuda
Everyone should have dreams, you and I
anata ni mo boku ni de mo
But it's been difficult to pursue, because we are too busy
mitsukari nikui dake da
isogashi sugite
Everyone is connected by invisible power
Mienai Chikara de
dare mo ga tsuyoku tsunagatte iru
It's not important whether you're at my side or we're apart
nani mo taishita koto janai yo
soba ni ite mo hanarete ite mo
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow
kinou kyou ashita to
egao no anata waitsudemo
in this heart of mine is always your smile
kono mune ni iru yo
You've got to be strong
It's never too late
Never say Die... Yeah
Hell Teacher
NUBE
I can set it! I can see it!
I got it.
Everyone's secret and the answers to the test!
I have the power to see everythiing!
You have arrived, demon woman with a 6-foot neck!
You were causing trouble by changing into a human?
A woman with a 6-foot neck? What do you mean?
I'm talking about you, demon woman!
Hell Teacher Nube. Huge panic in class 5-3! 6-foot neck woman
I didn't know that I was a demon!
Huge panic in class 5-3!
6-foot neck woman